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Reverend Lee Roy
.........Be on the look out for Reverend Lee Roy, he is heard to be in the area philandering again. ...................................................................Now don't get me wrong Lee Roy is pretty nice fellow. Tharnation he is awfully nice to the ladies. He believes in the good book, fact is he believes in it a bit too much for his own good sometimes. See I've heard him say, "Love thy neighbor" and well, Lee Royhas been known to take the true meaning of that every chance he gets...specially when it is his neighbors wife. and, ladies when he speaks of the "the here after" it ain't the sparkling clouds of heaven...it is widely known what he is here afeter...so be on guard. Still, don't let me steer ya wrong by casting too heavy of a shadow on Lee Roy -- he is a good man. Will stand next to you in a fight, defend the meek, and don't forget he's always up for a good round of drinks or two or three or well you get the idea. And, sides that he is one hell fire breathing of a preacher man when he sets his mind to it, if the good Lord calls him to speak, he can make the sinner weep and the gates of heaven creak. Well, greenhorn ya done be warned...so be on the look out for Reverend...he's liable to get ya deep in yar cups, love yar wife and than make you weep out all ya sins with a good round of preachin'. Ya might do best ta just avoid him...if'n ya can.
Bolivar Shagnasty
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